The father was very rich and his triplet sons had come of age on this very
day and he had decided to buy them each a business. He was a miserable old man
who had loved luxury and had lived off the proceeds of a large business empire
for many years.
"What do you want to do, son?" he asked the first son.
"I'd like a condom factory. Lot's of money in that!" said the son.
"Good idea," said the father and phoned his financier to tell him
to buy out Durex.
"And you, my son?" he asked his second son.
"Dad, there's billions to be made in automobiles, nowadays," he replied.
"Good choice, you're right!" said the father and bought him Rolls
Royce.
"And what do you want?" he turned and asked his third son.
"Dad, you're going to laugh, but I've always wanted a Mickey Mouse outfit,"
said the youngest dimwit.
So his dad bought him the Army.
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