10) Mennonites are no good at taking orders.
9) Uniforms look too much like plain coats to urban Mennonites.
8) Marching cadences can't be sung to four-part harmony.
7) Drill sergeants take "go the second mile" literally.
6) Quilts aren't allowed on army cots.
5) Ice cream isn't served in the mess hall after 9 p.m.
4) Saluting the flag and reciting the pledge of allegiance is too liturgical.
3) Mennonites believe hand-to-hand combat should be reserved for church business
meetings.
2) Simple living is taken to unreasonable extremes.
1) Not enough group conformity for your average Mennonite.