Airman Jones comes straight to his commanding officer. He complains that his
Sergeant is totally nuts and out to get him. Jones adds, "I wouldn't be
surprised if Sergeant asked me to jump into a lake." The commanding officer
says "I don't think that's right, but if it ever happens, report to me
directly." Noting the thrilled expression on the airman's face, he adds...
"But you jolly well be wet when you report to me."