General Norman Schwarzkopf was viewing the battlefield in the aftermath of Desert Storm when he kicked something in the sand. Upon closer inspection, he noticed it was a lamp and began to rub it. Out popped a genie who granted the general one wish. General Schwarzkopf pulled out a map of the Middle East and said, "I would like to have peace for this entire region. ""Sorry," the genie replied. "That is impossible." Schwarzkopf folded the map and began to walk away. "Hey, wait a minute! "the genie called. "You can still have a wish." The general thought for a moment then said, "OK, I'd like to see the Denver Broncos win the Super Bowl."