One day, Captain Jack was driving around in his car on his way to the Army Base where he was stationed. It was a really hot day, since this was somewhere in Texas during the height of Summer.
He drove past a very attractive young lady, whose name was Lydia, who was standing by the side of the road wearing very nice clothes. Since the Captain had a little time before he had to get to the Base, he decided, as a Good Samaritan, that he would offer the woman a ride in his car since she looked all sweaty and lost due to the heat.
Well, he stops the car and asks her if she would like a ride. And the girl says, "Hey guess what, I'm an undercover cop and you are under arrest for solicitation."
Well, Captain Jack was pretty bummed out about this but he thought he would be able to beat the charge at trial because he hadn't done anything except try to be nice to the woman.
However, the first question the Judge asked the Captain at the trial was, "Why did you stop your car and ask if you could give that young lady a ride?" And, Captain Jack proudly proclaimed: "Because she looked so hot!!" And then the Judge, with a big toothy grin, said: "Boy, are you ever guilty, that will be 90 days in the slammer for you!!"
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