1. You set your alarm clock to 5:32 instead of 5:30 just to get 2 minutes
extra of sleep.
2. You never look forward to the weekends because you have to go to tour squad
3. You look forward to the weekends because its your only chance to get out.
4. Every friday you go get on ranks just so you don't have to run at tour squad
and do drill on monday
5. You set up your computer speakers so they can't be seen
6. You hate the sound of Revillre
7. You think the best thing in the world is a free rev
8. You do sports, not because you're athletic, but because the school pays for
meals after games and its a chance to get out.
9. 90% of the people around you have letter jackets
10. You got jumped by the Mexican Mafia and there's nothing you can do to get
back
11. You feel great when you're not on the D-sheet for a whole week.
12. You've found an alternative to shining brass...wiping it off with a cotton
ball.
13. You're excuse for not having a uniform is "Its in the dry cleaners"
and they usually believe you.
14. The person you hate the most is probably your first sergeant.
15. You tell someone a secret, and two hours later, the whole Corps knows.
16. You can't go out with all the cute guys because its frat.
17. You get mad when they turn off instant messaging because its the only way
you can talk to RATs
18. You know there's a inspection coming up, yet you wait to clean your room
until the night before.
19. You take a free rev on friday, but still get up early so you can be first
in Major Coler's pleading line.
20. You go to the infirmary for 2 minutes to get a Motrin just so you can skip
the test in the class you hate and not get stuck.
21. You think 3 hours of tour squad on thee weekend is worth the extra hour
of sleep, so you skip formation.
22. Your favorite place to hang out is the game room/JRT
23. Your favorite place to eat is the PX
24. You know the janitors and mess hall workers by their first names
25. You don't even know your best friend's first name
26. You go to the library for NSH because you don't have homework and you want
to talk to your friends.
27. You know what a pixie corner is.
29. You hate the pixies and you don't even know why(excluding HQ peeps)
30. You get really excited when you've won a pass and review.
31. You arrange your schedule so you have first and last period free.