At the reception a clerk was putting down the names of inductees.
"What's your name?" asked he a man in the line. "Spell it."
"0, double T, I, double U, E, double L, double-"
"Just a minute. Begin again." The man dutifully began again.
"0, double T, I, double U-"
"I give up. What is your name?"
"My name is Ottiwell Wood. Spelled 0, double T, I, double U, E, double L, double U, double 0, D."