A young army officer arrived in the Falklands ready to face the enemy and defend
the Empire.
"Where's the enemy?", he asked the colonel.
"None of that stuff here!", seid the colonel, "We've kicked the
Argies out. today is Monday we all play tennis."
"I don't play tennis."
"Well then, Tuesday we play polo." said the colonel.
"I don't", said the young offcer.
"That's O.K.", said the colonel,"On Wednesday we have the Regimental
dance."
"Sorry, sir, but I don't dance at all."
"Ah well, you'll certainly like Thursdays that's wife swapping night. Lots
of sex and fun."
"I'm sorry, sir, but I couldn't possibly take part in anything like that."
"GOD, Lieutenant!", said the colonel, "you must be a homosexual!"
"I definitely am not homosexual!", replied the officer.
"Oh dear", said the colonel, "Then you're definitely not going
to like Friday nights either!"