Two years ago a soldier from my unit in Germany told me he witnessed the following story. When he was deployed for the Gulf War, another guy received a videotape from home. The first part contained greetings from his parents and brothers and sisters. The second part had his favorite TV shows from the US. The third part was a pornographic movie scene involving two men and a woman wearing a mask. At the end of that scene, the woman turned to the camera, took off her mask and said, " I told you I wanted a divorce!"