A US general, notorious as a rabid proponent of the so-called 'ecological warfare,' at last landed himself where such maniacs actually belong-in a lunatic asylym. In his ward he was perorating about his exploits in the military field before a group of attentive mates.
"And once we were experimenting with a powerful vegetation killer in the Sahara ..."
"You mean the Sahara desert?" got curious a listener. "But there's no vegetation there. It's a desert!"
"You see!" exclaimed the general proudly. "This is what happened
after our tests!"