Two Marines go on liberty. One goes to get drunk and the other goes to get laid. The one Marine goes to the whore house and asks the Madame for a girl and a room .She says plenty of girls but no room, so the Marine grabs a girl and they go in search of a room. They finally find a door that leads to a roof . They climb up on the peak and start getting it on, and they're gettin it and they're gettin it and they slide off the roof and they're still gettin it.
About that time the other Marine comes up the street and sees this scene and promptly stumbles to the door and knocks.
The Madame comes to the door and says, "Hey mister, you can't come in here, your drunk!"
The marine replies, "Oh lady , I don't wanna come in , I just wanted to
tell you that your sign fell off!"