A military General walked into and a bank with six armed soldiers demanding to see the Bank Manager. The attendent saw the armed men and the angry look in the General's face and with shaking hands pointed at the manager's office.
They all angrily entered the manager's office without knocking or talking to secretary. The manager wanted to scream at these rude men but he saw there guns and simmered down. Then the General said to the man,' we are aware that your bank does hides money for some corrupt military officials, we want there names' The bank manager replied with sweat gushing through his face,'I am sorry sir but we can't disclose our transactions with our customers'.
The General brought his revolver and pointed it at the Bank manger and said,' No more Mr. nice guy, you have the count of five to talk or I'll blow your brains all over the office, 5'.
The Bank managers legs were shaking as he replied, 'I am sorry sir the names of our customers are confidential'.
'4'
'I beg of you sir, I have a wife and three kids'
'I want their names 3'
The bank manager had not realized he had peed on his pants,' have mercy on me'.
'The names, 2'
'Its against the banks Policy sir', please don't kill me, the man cried out with tears in his eyes
'1'
The bank manager closed his eye to see death and when he opened his eyes he
saw the General smiling and saying,'General smith was right about the bank that
don't talk, boys send in the bags and the other soldiers brought in bags of
money for the General to put in the bank