A soldier went into the hospital for surgery after being wounded in battle.
Waking up from the amnesties he saw his doctor standing at his bedside. "So
tell me Doc, what is did you find out?"The Doctor said, "Son we have
some good news and some bad news." "Yea, so???" replied the patient.
"Well the good news is that we were able to save your private parts."
"Yeah, that is good news Doc, but what about the bad news?"
"We put them under your pillow..."