A Lieutenant, a Colonel, and a Sergeant Major were all killed in a common
disaster, and arrived in Heaven together, where they were met by St. Peter.
St. Peter asked them, "What would you like the people on Earth to say about
you?"
The Lieutenant said, "I would like them to say I was a great family man
and an inspiration to my children."
The Colonel said, "I would like them to say I was a great military leader."
The Sergeant Major said, "I would like them to say, 'Look! He's moving!"